Fixing up my necktie, what a sad, sad day
No more tears that I could cry, no more words that I could say
On this gloomy morning, oh my uncle passed away
But the only thing to cheer me up is to wear my denim shorts today
Wear my denim shorts today, yeah
Wear my denim shorts today
Don't need no money or my friends
I'll just wear my denim shorts today
Woke up this morning all alone, there's a knocking on my door
Turns out it's an eviction notice, can't live in here no more
So I go outside and it starts to rain, oh the pain won't go away
But that don't matter, that's just fine cuz I'm wearing denim shorts today
Wearing denim shorts today, yeah
Wearing denim shorts today
Don't need no shelter, food or air
Cuz I'm wearing denim shorts today
Oh, my baby doll, she left me
Oh, my baby say she's gone
She said she can't go out with me in public, no no
"It's either me or the denim," she said, and I can't choose
My sweetie pie, she gives me kisses when I'm down
But my denim shorts, they show off my package so well
The decision of a lifetime, and I can't make up my mind
But in my heart, I know just what I need
Denim shorts, ooh yeah, my
Denim shorts, gotta have my
Denim shorts, wearing my
Denim shorts, oh baby
Denim shorts, gotta have my
Denim shorts, my precious
Denim shorts
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
My denim shorts, yeah, yeah
My denim shorts won't go
My baby girl don't treat me like my denim shorts do
Cuz they treat me well
