Two Moons

(Joe Murnan) The image will be seared into my brain For the rest of my living days As I walked by the patio door, all I thought was... two moons? There isn't a starry night that goes by that I don't think about it December 11th, 1982 I'll remember that day till I rest in my tomb An insignificant Saturday night Turned into the day that changed my life It was a frigid 18 degrees So I stayed in turned on the TV screen To a scary movie about Siamese Twins Little did I know real horror would begin Went to the fridge to grab a refreshment Gazed out and saw two fluorescent Objects floating in the sky An image forever seared in my mind My first thought was how is there two moons? I soon realized they're like Audrey II (Feed me) Fear coursed through my veins I came to grips I had something from outer space in my midst December 11th, 1982 I saw two fuchsia objects shaped like the moon Where they came from, guess we'll never know But I can tell you that we're not alone December 11th, 1982 I saw two fuchsia objects shaped like the moon Where they came from, guess we'll never know But I can tell you that we're not alone Holy shit what am I to do next? I need to calm down take a real deep breath They'll think you're crazy unless you get a witness So I had to call my neighbor Phyllis Why the hell are you calling at this hour? Because I've had a close encounter Of the First Kind now it's time to blow your mind Hurry on outside and look in the sky Joe you're crazy I didn't see shit! Ted just thinks you're on a acid trip Check one more time it's right above your house Drop the ice cream get your fat ass off the couch She went outdoors came back to phone Her inflection told me she's white as a ghost I just saw it that's all she could say Then she hung up the phone in utter dismay December 11th, 1982 I saw two fuchsia objects shaped like the moon Where they came from, guess we'll never know But I can tell you that we're not alone December 11th, 1982 I saw two fuchsia objects shaped like the moon Where they came from, guess we'll never know But I can tell you that we're not alone How am I spose to protect my family? What's a gun gonna do besides make em angry My life started to flash before my eyes Is tonight gonna be the night that I die? What in God's green earth do they want? To abduct and experiment on us? I dont know, but I need to make a plan Joe think how do I get out of this jam Call the cops maybe they can help me Hello what is it that you need? There's UFOS above my property Please come out here and bring the artillery Ohh those they're just helicopters Rustling cattle in the pastures Well, the cops weren't gonna help I'm gonna have to deal with this myself All of sudden they met in the sky And split apart at the speed of light The whole sky lit up like it was daytime The craziest thing I'd seen in my life A lucky turn of events I guess you could say I wonder if they'll ever come back to pay A visit with any unfinished business Now I know we must survive in coexistence December 11th, 1982 I saw two fuchsia objects shaped like the moon Where they came from, guess we'll never know But I can tell you that we're not alone December 11th, 1982 I saw two fuchsia objects shaped like the moon Where they came from, guess we'll never know But I can tell you that we're not alone (Joe Murnan) There was two of em, and they were not from this planet