My Super Cool Kid

Kambo Slice does it up nice When lacing skate blades on the ice The bonafide queen of the Moylan rink Triple axels fueled by amino drinks Indoor chores like dishes in the sink Or cleaning up Marie's scatological stink Is the way she earns her dead presidents To buy Jordans and Lululemon decadence Responsible lass killing it in class Straight A's from english to math She hits up Tarjay with Greenlight cash And the Sunny Slope pool for a summertime splash Citizenship award winner Kielbasa pesto pasta for dinner Superpower's an hour long shower Draining all the water from mud towers Got the piercing game on lock From a low helix to a classy conch Loyal Sushi Balloon patron With an unquenchable Blue Sushi craving Mini fridge enthusiast who subsists On the Cold Stone Birthday cake remix Plus Raising Cane's and cherry candy canes Sugar filled veins that are persistently inflamed She's got more funko pops than Lili has socks And the most stylish room within 100 blocks Vinyl and posters plastered on the walls Enough pizzazz to leave Ken Fulk in awe A skilled volleyball player that can spike The ball harder than NF spits on the mic She plays hoops with her speaker blaring tunes And pumps iron at the Genesis weight room Sitcoms are always on to help her sleep From Friends to Dwight Schrute and his beets Plus a Wesley potato on top of the sheets And thirty three blankies engulfing her feet A Sackboy and It Takes Two pro And a penchant for late night Fortnight tv glow Although, she's skilled with contro- Llers, she has no trace of braggadocio Memorizes more rap lyrics and flows Than objects Ismo boops with his nose Burgeoning hip hop aficionado With an affinity for uggs and posh clothes Spotify devotee with eclectic taste Jamming to Eilish while she bakes her cakes Airpods always superglued to her ears When you talk you're not sure if she can hear Word to Ruby da Cherry and $crim For this grimy banger of a beat It gave Kam and I this song we can spin With rolled down windows up and down the street I hope this song adequately expressed That you're the coolest kid I've ever met I treasure the memories we've already had And I can not wait to be your Stepdad