Karkalicious

Four, three, two, fuck you Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics! Karkalicious, definition: makes Terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons I'm Karkalicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you) So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy) Karkalicious def Karkalicious def Goddammit, Doc Scratch, stop fucking around with my mic! Karkalicious definition: makes the shippers crazy Nepeta's always squealin' cutesy pet names like Karkitty I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T And the majority of pairings had better include me I'm Karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness (whistle) Bet that ship curls Nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you) So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even Egbert wants a piece of me) I'm Karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out) Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty I'll be laced with lacy It's so tasty, tasty It'll make you crazy T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S, to the D To the E, to the, to the I'll just spell it out for you All the time I turn around trolls gather round always sniffin' at me Wanna guess the color of my blood I just wanna say it now, I ain't trying to round up any drama Little fucker, I just don't want you to know And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure Although I keep on repeating how the secret's fuckin' awesome But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell Terezi says I smell Delicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moirails Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail Four, three, two, fuck you My body stays vicious Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business Nepeta's my witness (meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail So delicious (Eridan, see) So delicious (you can trust me) So delicious (I'll help you be) I'm Karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm Karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy) T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S-T-E-Y, fuckin' tasty T to the A to the- to the- to the- to the- To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S To the D to the E, to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S To the D, to the E, to the- Now, wait just a motherfuckin' second Do I seriously have to spell this shit Until the very end of the song? I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original Never had access to spellcheck, I guess Because T-A-S-T-E-Y does not spell tasty! Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something? What do you mean, human rap artists are the only ones brave enough To write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing? He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!? Fuck this shit, I quit!