Pretty lady
You're walking in the club
You got me walking on your left side
But your boyfriend's on the right side
And there's no one on my left side
So I'm just walking alongside you
Cuz the two of you are dating and I have absolutely no one
Kinda crazy
They say a third wheel's what makes it a tricycle
Take it away, and whaddya got
Got yourself a bicycle
Which they say really only needs two wheels
So I guess you're doing fine
No really, you go have fun
I'll just cry into my daiquiri at the bar
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Talking about that magic number)
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Tagging along without a lover)
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Third wheel literally rolling up to the club)
They call me Goodyear ironically
Because I haven't had a date in over 18 months
Maybe, maybe
There's a reason why they call it a tripod
3 Legs for a steady base
Take one away, I tell you what you got
You only got those 2 legs, just like a human
That also was a terrible analogy that did not help my cause in any way
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Talking about that magic number)
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Tagging along, you're without a lover)
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Third wheel literally rolling up to the club)
Constantly riding the bitch seat in this cramped car of love
Wait a tic
This girl's looking at me
Oh my god, this girl's actually looking at me
OK now she's actually coming over
Alright, alright Hoss, just be cool, just be cool
Wait, where is she going?
Oh, OK, she's
She's looking at her friend
Oh, and they're lesbians
OK
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Talking about that magic number)
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Tagging along, you're without a lover)
Ahh-ahh-ahh (Third wheel literally rolling up to the club)
This one goes out to all you third wheels out there
Just want you to know that you're not alone
Well, actually, you kinda are
That's, like, the whole reason why you're a third wheel to begin with, but
You get what I'm trying to say
Alright
