Succe$$Ful

Ladies and gentlemen You better stand up before you get stomped on Cuz we about to light this shit up It's time for The Revue II It's that Hot Chocolate Party shit It's that Hot Chocolate Party shit It's that Hot Chocolate Party shit Y'all don't even know what's coming Let's go Welcome back to the party, baby, invitation only Get excited cuz you know Hot Chocolate Party got the gig now Conquering kingdoms while you watchin' the throne Who knew that rapping 'bout Shrinkage could get you so damn big now? This that HCP baby This that HCP baby This that HCP baby Get it goin' now, ah ah, get it goin' now, alright Call me Leonidas, cuz I got 300 Views on my videos, yea this shit is widespread Michaelman's a virus, address him as your highness Now go and tell your friends, and in return you're gettin' silence Of the lambs, girl, the Party is back with some jams, girl We taking this shit to the toilet, the rapping equivalent of Comic Sans, girl Call up the Wonder Twins, latest track got 2 hits Call it Luck, after all, this that Indy shit Got more subs than Jared tryna lose weight Pardon me, like the President and Watergate Translated, baby, I am successful I am successful Got a comment on my videos once, never read it Firm believer in karma, bitch, forever Reddit I'm getting more downvotes than a Senate bill I'm in the red, no Magmar or Weepinbell Got so many views, they call me Terms and Conditions You think I'm kidding? Nahh, go 'head and call a pediatrician Yeah bitch I'm cutting all these dicks off, overdue circumcision It's time for the album of the century, second edition, OK So many fans, it's like I live in Arizona, man So hot I'm literally at risk of melanomas, man Nobody sees my shit, it's like they got glaucoma, man You think they'd smell me tho, releasing rank aromas, man Got so many followers, it's like I'm Scientology Unfortunately, it's like these people follow Scientology So many people audibly describe me as a wannabe But little do they know that I do it all in the name of comedy I'm gettin' 5 star reviews when they're out of 10 I'm getting 10s only when its a percent I'm getting two thumbs up when I ask if I should stop But you know I'll never stop till I'm at the top Now let them drummers stomp, I'm wearing 3 piece suits and velvet, no more multicolored sweaters Bitches tryin' to rate my shit, best they can do's a scarlet letter Take a seat, it's time to listen to this number one endeavor And ain't nothing you can do, cuz I am successful