First World Problems

My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG! I got First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later Tried to fast forward commercials, can't - I'm watching live T.V I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems Can't remember which car I drove to the mall My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal The thread count on these cotton shes has got me itching My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (Laughing)