Everybody thinks I've got a tail
But I am just an unfortunate male (male)
I've got a really long foreskin
See me swing it in the air
I've got a really long foreskin
I'll whip you from over there
I've got a really long foreskin
Going to the loo's no fun at all
But at least I can play myself at swingball (swingball)
I've got a really long foreskin
Like a skirt around my hips
I've got a really long foreskin
I've no rope but I can skip
I've got a really long foreskin
I can swing across with ease
I've got a really long foreskin
I'll never run out of cheese
I've got a really long foreskin
