Mrs. Hepworth, Mr. Massop has something
He wishes to talk to you about
Miss Hobson and I be planning
To open our own shop!
And we've come about a loan of some money
A loan?
Aye, a hundred pounds
A hun -
How could you imagine I'd ever invest
In the boot business?
Oh, but a flash of madness
Will, you'd best wait outside
Mrs. Hepburn?
(Yes?)
You're right
You're right, you're absolutely right
Viewing it from your point of view
I see, I see
Exactly what you see
And I quite agree with you
You answered it firmly and surely
Your statement will brook no disputes
The idea was bumptious
And truly presumptuous
A Hepworth connected with boots!
You did just what you had to do
And you're right
You're right
You're positively right
Viewing it from your point of view
I'm glad you understand
I really didn't mean to be so -
But then, but then
Reviewing it again
Which, if you'll permit me to do
I heard each word
And while he seemed absurd
There's another point of view
The magic that Will does with leather
None other but Will understands
There's no sense in skirting
That your feet were hurting
Till Will cured the ill with his hands
Today you can float like a feather
And out-march the great marching bands
You're practically prancing
And comfortably dancing
And thanks to those magical hands!
'Twas gracious that you heard me through
And you're right, you're right
You're positively right
But so am I, from my point of view
Mrs. Hepworth
Will Massop and I are going to be married
And a loan from you would mean
The start of a new life for both of us
Miss Hobson
Aren't you placing all your eggs
In a rather dimsy basket?
Perhaps
