A Great Retriever

A Great Retriever by Daan I used to be a great retriever, Now I hardly catch For all the things you threw at me Were metaphores to fetch I used to run when I was told My blood was never cold I jumped some mighty fences and I Wore no plates but gold Im tired of chewing postman Im So tired pretending falls I might not be the great retriever Everybody calls A stray dog with an attitude Will make no fronting page I guess you little rope avengers will take it from my wage Well I used to be a great retriever got back all your stuff I sniffed a 1000 corpses before you could call my bluff Never dog enough for love All animals are equal so dont judge me by my balls You took me for a great retriever answering all your calls Well I used to be a great retriever crossed the muddy lake I barked a million golden records in a single take No doggy tear was fake enough Oh bring me back my doggy bag the kinky leash you sold Go knit my patchwork torn up rag Ill play that stupid role Ill bark at trees Make friends these flees A compound fur for all Youll love me as a great retriever Waiting by the hall I used to be a great retriever, now I hardly catch For all the things you threw at me Were metaphores to fetch Take me to the edge of dog