Music Is Crap

Red eyes, blue gaze You look like hell today Step out on parade You do it so well Your favourite shirt Those shoes that you bought in Perth Dumb hair, smart slacks That's rock apparel (Ahhhhhh) Music is crap Aliens told us so Better than that We're gonna let you know Just listen up Become a receiver And then space out When you're a believer That's what religion's for Music is crap Think of your friends Then put one on the door Everything's free But we're still poor Don't matter what you like Aliens hate it Rock, pop, metal, shop They just berate it And I've found They dig the silence Hate the sound So pick up your telescopes Put your guitars down That's what I've found (Ahhhhhh) Music is crap Aliens told us so Better than that We're gonna let you know Just listen up Become a receiver And then space out When you're a believer That's what religion's for Music is crap Yeah, music is crap Music is crap Oh, music is crap