Big News!

Big news! Another week goes by in Atlanta! Another fascinating, scintillating, stimulating, spirit-stirring week! Big news! Another Sunday comes to Atlanta! Another week of news so thrilling That your average city newshound Wants to take a flying jump into the creek! You got a kitten up a tree? Well come to me! And I'll see It makes it on the front page! The mayors mother broke her toe? They gotta know! Stop the press! It's a mess It's the scandal of the age! Hell, it's Big News Another shock to rock Atlanta! Another Information feast From the gateway to the whole Southeast! Look! In the mines and the mills And the Mexican hills, they got stories to tell Look! Now Ohio's afloat Soon the women will vote, and we'll all go to Hell Look! Now that Wilson is in And old Taft didn't win, Hell, they're comin' to blows! Look! The Titanic went down But I'm stuck in this town with my thumb up my nose And that's Big New! Another stir-crazy freak in Atlanta The board of Estimates's approved a new street! (Yippee!) They're building churches out of high-grade concrete! (Looka that!) They say the rain'll give a break from the heat! It's a scoop! It's a twist! It's a reason to exist! Pray to Heaven! Pray to Zeus! There's a genius on the loose! And that's really really really Big News! You never saw such things in Atlanta! Another Brilliant mind deceased In the gateway to the whole Southeast! What a town!