Dial a Hitman

She's bugging me again, run to use the phone Find and rent a hitman from the twilight zone It was good in the beginning, the wife's become a drag Found me a solution in Adventure Mag Five sees as downpayment, it's just a call away Cheaper than some legal fees and they do the job today So if you got a problem, pick up the telephone For the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone At the Continental Club, there's no extras for striptease We're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please Viet vets and drifters shell shocked from the hill At the Continental Doc Savage pays the bill Yeah soldiers of fortune but we're not mental giants But mister I must tell you, neither are our clients So if you got a problem, pick up the telephone For the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone At the Continental Club, there's no extras for striptease We're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please Did a job in Georgia, money in advance Fingers through the post with chilling nonchalanche I've seen some civil war now, for the cash we took their lives Back here on the homestead rich on peoples wives We're eighties bounty hunters with comical ineptitude Modern cowboy cadres, guns and glory dudes So if you got a problem, pick up the telephone For the guns and glory cowboys from the twilight zone At the Continental Club, there's no extras for striptease We're the gang that couldn't shoot straight but we aim to please