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Animation Vs. Anything
Eric Cartman
Vs
Charlie Brown
Draw
Oh my god Kyle
Shut the fuck up and listen
I just found the first jew that celebrates Christmas
(Shut up, fatass)
That's right Kyle
Mel Gibson tried to warn me
I'll have to fuck his mom tonight
I hear she's pretty... horny
Charlie Brown, was it?
It must be really tough
Living with both depression
And leukemia so
If you really want me to apologize
Come on down to South Park
And suck these balls of mine
Bitch, I'm dropping bombs
Just in case you couldn't tell
Like ImaginationLand
I'll leave Peanuts full of shells
'cus I'm making fat stacks
My pocket's on Kyle's mom
You fucking Gooback
This battle is my job
The lone Christmas tradition
For poor children like Kenny
I've seen comics stand on their own better from Jimmy
Well, my job here is one
You're totally boned
So like your actors at puberty
I'm going home
Someone tell Linus to see who I'm stuck with
He'd be thrilled to finally meet the Great Pumpkin
You two are alike
Though not that he's racist
But you're so insecure that you need blanket statements
So if you want attention start by ditching the mask
It's like your fans are raccoons, 'cus they keep digging your trash
You're crying censorship
"None of the networks care about us!"
"By the way, stream our new specials on Paramount+"
With the hate speech you're dropping
Of course your ratings are bombing
Now you're just chasing the profit
And saving face like Mohammad
I mean, you can't take a joke
And your politics are backwards
Good grief
At least Kanye's a good rapper
I inspired the show that you copy all the time
You even stole The Simpson's sad and gradual decline
Now you're middle of the road
You lost track of what you fight agaisnt
So it makes sense you'd end up living on the side of it
Oof Charlie
You're breaking my balls here, what a zinger
Didn't expect soul from the kid in love with a ginger, brah
I know it's hard, you know, dying of cancer
But I'm here to tell you
Taking your life is not the answer
Don't try to hide it, I can tell by your face
Everyone in your family thinks you're a fucking disgrace
And I bet that your weight's something they bully you for
'cuz you're big boned like me
Except way way more
But keep your two chins up, Charlie
Don't give into fear
Who cares if you haven't been relevant in 56 years
Who cares if all your friends secretely think you're totally lame
Who cares if all the girls who respect you are totally gay
Damn it, I know it's so hard
But man you gotta hold on
'cuz middle aged moms would miss you so much if you were gone
You may have nothing to live for
But dude you gotta let it go
No, no Charlie, don't do it, don't do it
Noooooooo
Help is available, Charlie Brown
Just go to your local psychiatrist and get it sorted out today
Good grief
(Hey, hey where the fuck are you going?)
(Hey come back here)
(Hey uh...)
(Hey you, fuck you then)
(Go ahead and do it then, I don't give a shit)
(Fucking asshole)
(Screw you guys, I'm going-)
(Oh for fuck's-)
Why don't you pick on someone your own size, you object
I'd say you're too round to be a blockhead
But now that the shrink has arrived you might shrivel
Given your rhymes, I'll pick at your mind for no nickel
I'm guessing it all went wrong
When your mother slept with so many weiners
You moved into another
Dad left her
And he was so happy with his new lover
'till you turned him into chili and then fed him to your brother
You repulsive freak
Nobody would love you in their right mind
Someone tell Heidi to hide and get her some iodine
All your friends think you're an antisemitic ogre
No wonder Kyle hates you
Pork isn't kosher
You're worthless
Hopelessly, utterly and completely
And I don't sugarcoat it 'cus then you'd probably eat me
Here's my final two cents
This counts for the winner
Spell it out, Charlie Brown
(Uhh... wait... was I supposed to say something?)
Charlie Brown! You were supposed to deliver the punchline
Haven't you ever delivered on a basic setup before
You wouldn't know a good setup for a joke
If it walked up and slugged you
I've seen you mess things up before, Charlie Brown
But this right here is unforgivable
You're hopeless, Charlie Brown
Completely, utterly hopeless! (Good grief...)
Writer(s): Eddie Effarby
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