Dad Dick

This one goes out to all the daddy's Happy Father's Day to you and yo one eye fatties Nudist colony back with the brand new song Soft sequel to bigfoots schlong Singing about my dads dong Speaking of sequels I'm kinda like the sequel My sisters the prequel And my younger brothers the threequel To my dad cuming in my mum Thanks bro for not doing that shit in the bum And I don't mean to get soppy But thank ya dad for raising me Thanks for not using the belt on me Thanks for referring to yourself as daddy Lots of things happened for your information Like finding out you're native and not born of the German nation Hail to the chief this is your unseeded grounds Hopefully one day your tribe will be found Speaking of your cock I had to walk Away from that window when I fucking gawked I only saw a tiny little bit But it still made me wanna take my wrists and and and and slit I can't un-see that mother fucking dad dick And, when I close my eyes I'm greeted to a fleshy surprise I couldn't avert my gaze And after that I cried for days My dads bike is a hard tail You know who else likes to ride hard tails And from what I was able to tell My mom likes to ride the soft males My dads dad may have liked to beat But my da-da just likes to show his meat And I'm on this beat spitting straight heat So I'm glad dad you're no longer a deadbeat It was looking at me with its slanty eye And now I'm out here asking god oh why oh why Why did it have to be me I cry everytime I look down to pee Every time I think about it I fucking weep And you might be out here tryna call me a creep For how I was waking and looking But bitch shut the fuck up I'm cooking I didn't even see no fucking balls But I'm suffering from withdrawals Rapping like I'm biggie smalls What's small he was small What do you expect from a guy who ain't tall Neither am I And my dick smaller than a fly But I got one man to thank and that's this guy Don't ask me how I saw his cock I won't lie Can't un-see that mother fucking dad dick