Was just a seed
A tiny seed
That my mate gave to me
A seed I sewed
And then watched grow
Into a fucking great tree
Amazing grass, how sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Now shit-faced
Pass the joint 'round please
I can't believe
Amazing weed
One toke, one tiny puff
I'm ripped, I'm bent
I'm off me tits
I'm stoned, I'm wrecked, I'm fucked
Amazing grass, how sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Now shit-faced
Pass the joint back please
And when I'm old
And near-on fucked
With cobwebs on me arse
I'll just thank Christ
Oh, that I've survived
On my amazing grass
Amazing grass, how sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
But off me face
Oh, can I have another toke please?
Amazing grass, how sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Oh, all heads and no fucking leaves
Amazing grass, how sweet thou art
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight
Oh, woo, shit-faced
Oh, can I have somethin' to eat?
Amazing grass
How sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
(I once was straight, ooh)
Pass the munchies please
Amazing grass, how sweet the smell
That made a wreck of me
I once was straight (oh, I once was straight)
But now shit-faced
Pass the Mars bars, please (pass the Mars bars, please)
Amazing grass (amazing grass)
How sweet the smell (how sweet the smell)
That made a wreck (made a wreck) of me (of me)
I once was fucking straight (I was fucking straight)
But now shit-faced (but now shit-faced)
Pass the Mars bars (please, pass the Mars bars, please)
Pass the fucking Mars bars
