Handyman

If you can't help yourself, I know someone can Call on her, she's the handyman She walks through these corridors toolbox in hand She's got the keys to the kingdom Forgot about her a long time ago But this place would be a wreck without her handyman If the doors rusted shut or too big for the jam She knows the way that it opens If your brain is on fire there's a watering can And she knows where it is 'cause she's your handyman If you can't count your blessings, she can do that too Just put everything down and she'll do it for you Just put everything down and she'll do it for you {instrumental} If someone you love has become a different man She knows how to fix him, she's your handyman Any start to this kingdom is at her command She knows the one it goes into If your child is restless she won't sit or stand She knows what it is, she's your handyman She's got a whole bag of tricks, you may know one or two Just put everything down and she'll do them for you If you're looking at something you don't understand She knows what it is, she's your handyman It's something we both know, but don't know its plan A door that hasn't been opened But she's got the keys to the kingdom