Ventriloquist/Dummy

It's not me doing the talking Read my lips, I'm not moving my mouth I am the ventriloquist Got this whole routine nailed down Everybody's looking at the dummy Like it's his mouth the words come out He says each word exactly how I want it He has no choice, I am his voice I've got this dummy by the bollocks Got his kidneys and I've got his spleen I've got his lungs and digestive system Life support machine My name is Charlie, I'm the dummy He sits me down upon his knee Everybody can see what's really happening Suspension of disbelief I say each word exactly how he wants it I have no choice, he is my voice This bastard's got me by the short and curlies He's got my piss, he's got my snot, he's got my shit Blood supply, nervous system Intensive care unit It's all a load of fucking bollocks Locked up in a box, let me out, let me out, let me out Load of bollocks locked up in a box, let me out, let me out, let me out Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out Let me out Let me out Let me out Everybody can see what's really happening We just see what we want to see Everybody knows what's happening, man Suspension of disbelief Everybody's looking at the dummy Like it's his mouth the words come out Everybody can see what's really happening Suspension of disbelief He says each word exactly how I want it He has no choice, I am his voice There is no choice! His master's voice!