You are my son!
And I'll love you forever
Even though you are a kinda freaky little weirdo
I still love you 'cause you are my son
And I'll never forget
How you came into my life from underneath my couch!
And even when I'm old and I'm dying in my bedroom
I will hold your hand and look at you and tell you that I love you
And those probably will be the last words that I ever say
But that's okay
Because I think they're pretty good as far as last words go
And I think that you will be pretty okay
With those last words too
'Cause you are my son!
