Things I Can't Stand

Uh, so everybody's doing diss tracks right now and I'm like "Can I do one?" So I thought I wanna make a diss track on things I can't stand 'Cause uh, there are a lot of 'em 'Cause my name is CoryxKenshin So uh, yeah Fire Flame Flow productions Shout out to Raisi K And let's get it Yeah! CoryxKenshin M-m-man, I'm on a mission Samurai my blood but Let me start the dissin' Yeah I'm seeing all these diss tracks everywhere I look Now I wanna make one too and you gon' listen Or you shook First thing, we diss our chips So I got to dip Go back to the crib Word play "Super sick" Go and find me somethin' delicious to snack on, bro I got the Munchies And if you don't mind I wish for it to be pretty crunchie Man, I'm so tired of these half-filled bags! All that air in that bag? Yo, I feel so sad We stayin' paying all this money bro, that's $3.69 Frito Lay, be ashamed! That's a gosh darn crime! Phase two, we comin' through Ya momma said "Clean up your room!" "But ma!" She interrupt, she grab that belt, she say "It's coming soon" So you go back to your room, but first you go grab that vacuum Know what? It's time to go goon I gotta hit mom with a (Bare knuckle!) Bare knuckle to the ground if you get up, goin' another round Flow is crazy, yeah you like the sound Talk mess and leave you lookin' like a clown Man, I got so much freaking paper And by paper, I really meant this printer paper Not money You funny Beard is lookin' bummy Toes are lookin' crummy Head is filled with nothing Bro, you are a dummy Wait, hold on! It's a diss track, let me get on topic If you think the flow is over then excuse me better stop it Now, don't get me started on siblings Those annoying people made of evil Sometimes cringy Oh okay, I may love mine to death and without them I would not get far Yo, who forgot to flush? Ya left the whole Snickers bar Next step, that moment you step on a Lego That's actually the worst pain that human could feel I could write an entire diss track Just about the pain of stepping on a Lego For just one click of the like button You too can do your part by saving a life of a Lego stepper Thank you Yeah I see your face, I see you feelin' it We Samurai strong but that just means we always killin' it Uh, and every bar is freaking heavy Crap Now I'm in a bunch 'cause I don't know what rhymes with heavy Spaghetti, confetti, call me Spongebob 'cause I be ready Not deadly, instead, he is steady spending Nights at Freddy's Also, one last thing I can't stand, the person that pour the milk Before the cereal, catch this back hand (Oh!) Like seriously? Who does that? You get way less cereal that way! Anyways, this was just a diss track On some highly, modally, annoying things Slice that like button on your way out Appreciate you, fam a lam Fire Flame Flow Ugh, another beat bodied, I'm out