Don’t Be a Dick, Ted

(But ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh) The world is gonna change so fast son My mamma told me when I was young People gonna say you're old fashioned When you hold the door, but don't hold back your love You'll have every chance, to be a lesser man Child don't forget Don't steal somebody's girl, even if you're better lookin But ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh Don't talk about your friends, sayin things you know you shouldn't But ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh I hope you're here for a long time, make it a good time Make sure the love you give is more than you take When you meet somebody who never learned the rules that you did But ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh Tell em, don't be addicted to yourself Don't be addicted to yourself Don't be addicted to yourself Don't be addict—but ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh If you make a whole lot of money, have a million people that know your name Or if you settle down in a small town, and show up late to a job you hate You'll have every chance to be a lesser man Child don't forget Don't steal somebody's girl, even if you're better looking But ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh Don't talk about your friends saying things you know you shouldn't But ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh I hope you're here for a long time, make it a good time Make sure the love you give is more than you take When you meet somebody who never learned the rules that you did But ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh Tell em don't be addicted to yourself Don't be addicted to yourself Don't be addict-ed to yourself Don't be addict—but ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh That girl breaks your heart, and that guy cuts you off You've tried everything, but nothing seems to stick Just don't be addicted to yourself Don't be addicted to yourself Don't be addicted to yourself Don't be addict—but ah-oh-aye-oh, but ah-oh-aye-oh