Finale Act 2

Funny Did you hear that? Funny Yeah, the guy said "Honey, you're a funny girl" That's me I just keep 'em in stitches Doubled in half And though I may be all wrong for the guy I'm good for a laugh I guess it's not funny Life is far from sunny When the laugh is over And the joke's on you A girl ought to have a sense of humor That's one thing you really need for sure When you're a funny girl The fella said, "A funny girl" Funny How it ain't so funny Funny girl I marched my band out I beat my drum I guess we didn't make it At least I didn't fake it Who is the pip with pizzazz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamorous as? Who's an American beauty rose? With an American beauty nose? And ten American beauty toes? Eyes on the target and wham One shot, one gun shot and bam Hey, gorgeous Here we go again Well, here it goes, kid No looking back Stiff upper nose, kid Let's give 'em hell, Brice We'll cry a little later Well, Brice That's life in the theater! Get ready for me, world 'Cause I'm a comer! I simply gotta march My heart's a drummer Nobody Oh, nobody Is gonna rain on my parade