Daddy's Kissing Santa Claus

Mama's in the kitchen And she's baking apple pie Brothers in his room And he's getting really high Creepy uncle's on his way Hope he doesn't kill the vibe Daddy's somewhere missing Hope he makes it back in time OOOOH I hear sleigh bells the roof OOOOH Went outside, now I've got proof Daddy kissing Santa Claus I'm not shocked, neither is mom We both knew this day would come I'm happy that he found someone Oh my Daddy Daddy Oh my Daddy Daddy Kissing Santa Claus Grandma got real drunk And she called my aunt a bitch Can't tell them what I saw Because you know I'm not a snitch My whole families psychotic But at least we all got gifts It's a Merry Christmas But this year we got a twist OOOH Daddy I'm so proud of you OOOH It's the time of year to live your truth Daddy's kissing Santa Claus I'm not shocked, neither is mom We both knew this day would come I'm happy that he found someone Oh my Daddy Daddy Oh my Daddy Daddy Kissing Santa Claus