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Yo To be honest, I was gonna hide in my dorm since Everybody's asking for a live performance So you know that it's me, every rhyme will be personal So don't cry to Mommy if my punchline hurts you I'll pick Danielle and then impart this tale The place to start to win her heart is jail If you're an ex-con, then your points have risen "Mom, I just met this cute boy in prison!" Austin, someone tell this fiend to man up Instead of being loyal to his Queen Amanda I see right past that adorable demeanor When you hold a conversation while you're playing with your wiener I do respect you 'cause the girls were crying oceans Even Christine was balling and she doesn't show emotions But different area codes, kid, you gotta dodge her Take a lesson from Rob and hook up with Sam R God, he's a dishonest misogynist, but oh well Guess he blew his chances of any future with Noelle "Stawwwp!" Dude, let go Calling Austin gay when you define "metro" Your reflection gives you an erection Making balloon animals out of stolen contraception MapQuest is lost; my boy got conned Sam only with got him because she thought he was Juan But that Casanova is still hung up on Maddy Did anybody else notice that Joe had a fatty? I'm sure Rhiannon did They're planning on having kids And as best man, Steve G can stand in On our way home from Carriage, did our eyes deceive us Or did Ed Nelson pay $200 for a pizza? That we'd be meeting celebs, man, who would have known? Not Juan, he missed it all 'Cause he was talking on the phone When Rhiannon saw Nick, she had to get in it But that no-name scrub never saw one minute Then you told 'em that I rapped and they wanted a sample Fuck that, so they headed back over to Gampel Only after ass, so us guys couldn't hack it No biggie, we stole a couple Event Staff jackets It's actually amazing all the big names we meet I've seen Rudy Gay and Hasheem Thabeet Though Rob and Austin pretend to mack it to hoes They couldn't wait for those guys to sign the back of their throats Now y'all get ready Kchek is the new don Biggest sensation to ever hit UConn