I'm Just Here for the Swearing

Hello there! I'm just here for the swearing I don't much care what else you have to say I don't care about the clothes that you are wearing Or the other songs that you have chosen to play I'm not listening to the words, you constructed in rhyme I'm unmoved by the chord that you have struck I care not for the years you spent honing your craft I'm just waiting for you to say F... ...Forgive me, I'm just here for the swearing The other stuff's a little overblown I disagree with many of the sentiments you're airing They always make me want to roll my eyes and groan Your political opinions are opposed to my own But that's usually not something I admit But none of that's important that's not why I'm here I'm just waiting for you to say Sh... ...Shall I explain, I'm just here for the swearing Could you at least give me some small profanity I've been waiting patiently all evening And I want to go back home soon for my tea I'm sure your other work, has some sort of appeal But it's not something on which I wish to take a punt In fact I'd like to hear, you take it up a gear It would make my day if you would say C... ...Could you please just swear!