Santa Claus is tired of all this cold
His feet are freezing
And his bones are getting old
Rudolph wants to be where the nights are warm and steamy
And Mrs. Santa Claus has got that brand new French Bikini
Anyway the sleigh is stuck in a snowy rut
It's time to trade it in for a rum and coconut
Had enough of presents, of tinsel bows and foil
Now pass ol' Santa Claus some suntan oil
Sending hugs and squishes
Lots of Christmas wishes
From Santa's tropic island hideaway
Christmas time in a tropical clime
Decorate the palm tree with little lights and limes
Christmas day in a tropical way
A tiny island, some Christmas castaways
Cancel invitations for New Years celebrations
The nights are paradise you need no reservations
At Santa's tropic island hideaway
In a chilly situation use lots of insulation
Keep waiting around the mailbox for those yule tide salutations
Postmarked from paradise far away
Remember Santa's on vacation till Valentine's Day
