Soulmate

Akela tha mein betha In a wedding of someone Ek haath mein appetizers Doosre haath mein thi rum Moohn ka taste bigda Bhajiye mein tha namak kam Waiter ko meine roka Aur bola this is not done Saath mein khadi thi tum Di tumne gawahi Bhajiye ke baare mein di apni safaai Waiter nahi caterer ki yeh galti thi Saari shadiyon mein recipe yeh chalti thi The way you told them off, man I loved your fashion Our mutual hatred for caterers, fueled our passion Then I Looked into your eyes and it was love at first sight Every love stereotype came true that night The earth stopped moving and my heart skipped a beat And the doves started flying, I got cold feet The wind started blowing and cupid came alive He shot a heart arrow, but it missed and hit my thigh Interests humare saare same the, subreddit ke subscription saare ek the I don't feel this connection with everyone We were meant to be together I can feel it Man youre perfect Youre really perfect You are everything I dreamt about in my teenage Youre my soulmate My true love, the one who was meant to be And this is perfect, now I can finally be happy and content And then my dad said to me Arre beta tum Rhea se mile Nahi Are humare door ke mama ki ladki, itni choti thi yaad he Aaj dekhon tumhare jitni ho gyi he Dil yeh toota Haan mein rootha Chutiya mera door ka mama Tera baap nikla mera uncle Aur nikli tu meri cousin You can't be in a relationship if you are already related to the one you love. I know both our families are against incest This is the only time I wished that we were muslim My soul mate is my cousin My soul mate is my cousin Man I wish that I was muslim Cos my soulmate is my cousin Wish that I had a circumcision My soulmate is my cousin This totally explains my step sister fetish My soulmate is my cousin