Chowkidaar

Chowkidaar ji Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar Chowkidaar ji Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar Chowkidaar ji Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar Chowkidaar ji Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar Chot yeh toh bhaari laga hai Mere dil pe Baat meri tujhse Tu sunta sirf unke? Mantri ko vote Par country toh jeb mein Bechte hai khwaab Par jalte toh khet hain Jhoot jhoot jhoot Sachchai ke kalesh mein Great mera desh Suit and tie ke aadesh mein Kyun hoti hain gaayab yeh file? Chowkidaar ji Mehengi kyun hoti Raffaele? Chowkidaar ji Chalo bolo kidhar hai Najeeb? Chowkidaar ji Kyun ghista kyun pista gareeb? Hanji janta kareeb Se dekho zara kaise yeh paisoe Ke daldal mein sach ko Yeh malmal se kapde mein rakh ke chupate Humko ghumaate Humko daraate TV toh ghar pe Remote inke paas hai Abhinandan hai unka Jo sach ko pehchaane Fauji chapwaake Yeh vote hum se maange News toh mazaak aur mazaak samaachaar hai Hum sab lachaar hai Yeh kaisa prachaar hai Election yeh jumloe ka war hai Yeh toh Jumloe ki mauj hai Jhoot ab anaaj hai Kaisa samaj hai Yeh jeete toh likhlo hum haare Now Chowkidaar ji Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar Chowkidaar ji Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar Chowkidaar ji Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar Chowkidaar ji Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar One side one side Yeh media toh poora saala bika one side Aur main other side Why should I run hide? Yeh sholay ke sikkoe se Desh ko chalaye Fir toh haan teri batting Meri bowling hi aaye Sachchai toh bataye Chalo facts toh dikhaye Kab tak dabunga Meethi inki choori hai Sach ko chupana toh beta Teri majboori hai Choori hai toh maar jaake Jo bhi saare Dabe chaabi waali gaadi charhe Tu toh beta sirf ghodi hai Happy Happy Holi hai Chal khair jo bhi hai Mere haatho mic Aur tere haathon goli hai Haan ab main bolunga Kyunki ab zaroori hai Comedy toh beta tu kare Yeh toh majboori hai Chowkidaar ji Naukri kahan aap bataiye? Chowkidaar ji Gau raksha se raakshash hataaye Chowkidaar ji Sach ko kripya na dabaaye Chowkidaar ji Mandir toh wahin