The Grandpa Rap

Boy, what'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? No fidgety spins Guess where that began? No auto-tune songs We talked into fans What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? That iPhone X We ain't have none of that We talked to each other I'm bringing that back What'chu doing there boy? Tryna find some change? I can't find my phone That would never be an issue back in my day Back then, if you had a nickel you were good Let me tell you a little story about my childhood Sounds nice, Grandpa, but I gotta go now It'll only take a minute, come on, boy, just sit down The End Grandpa, that was three hours! Don't blame me, you asked about your uncle Howard Save memes but not time to talk an hour But the world is ending if your phone is out of power I swear it's this new generation Can hold an iPhone but not a conversation I swear you can't take out no swag No one says that Well I'm bringing it back In those DMs? She won't message you back What you should do is go bingo and chill Grandpa, no one our age ever does that That's 'cuz you kids got it twisted for real Don't hear your parents saying, "Pick up these clothes" But hear "Bad and Boogie" by the Three Amigos Y'all got that ol' "Woah" But in my day, we had the twist Grandpa, please stop Don't be hating, boy, I'm killing it! What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? No Jordan's for kicks We rock us some Mocks You microwavin'? We'd use us some rocks What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? That YouTube thing? We ain't have none of that We talked to each other I'm bringing that back I'm off to the store, boy, I need a new phone Wait what's the problem? The thing won't turn on I swear this technology isn't worth nothing Grandpa, did you try to hit the on button Oh... thanks Kyle! These are hard, they should bring payphones in style Now show me how do I email a tweet? Grandpa, you can't Not unless you show me! Huh, oh my gosh, Kyle, we're rich Pack up your bags we're gon' spend it all summer What? We won a mill and a trip All I gotta do is give my credit card number That isn't real But it says it right there! It's just a scam Someone's not tryna share Matter of fact, I'll do it, keep me the loot That's not how you work it I don't give a hoot! Is that my baby? Can't be, boy, you look so grown Grandma, I'm twenty Still so young, y'all grow up so fast I guess, now I'm 'bout to get some snacks Hungry baby? Grandma, your knee! Boy, no knee keeping me from cooking some collard greens Matter of fact, if you want, I'll make you some mac and cheese Uh, thanks, but I'm good You're not leaving hungry! What'chu doing? Nothing really You don't know nothing like back in my day If you were bored, better get a board game Matter of fact, that's what we did, we would skate That's pretty coo-, Grandpa, stop, it's not safe! They call this the Kevin Ware flip,ok? Don't worry about me, I'm still poppin', WHOOP Grandpa! My back just popped in! What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? That watch ain't exist We using the clocks You see that tv? We watch on the box What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? What'chu know about this? That Chatsnap thing? We ain't have none of that We talked to each other I'm bringing that back