Oh, well, imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of-
Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast so pour the champagne
Oh, well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way
I mean, technically, our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne
I chimed in with a "Haven't you ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
Again!
I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality
Again!
