That's Family

So you think your daughter's going to marry a guy. All you planned to do that day was stand there and cry. She wears your dress, she wears your pearls And then she says shes pregnant and she sleeps with girls. But am I surprised? That's Family There's a chance I should have known that my son would be gay. I encouraged everything to make him that way. I showed him plays with thespians. It worked so well he's gay and sleeps with lesbians. But am I surprised? It doesn't work that way I know That's family You can make plans by the score Involve your children and just watch the plans fly out the door Now our kids are getting ready to add to the clan With so many of us bubbies its useless to plan What's a... Grandma The child will grow Will fret and fuss Then the kid will do to them what they just did to us Will they be surprised? I hope so That's family Did you see that our two wives are now related? Is this real or are we both hallucinating? Yes Its true Oy Vey Betcha stranger things will happen when you've become family You can make plans by the score Involve your children and just watch the plans fly out the door (Overlapping) Now the kids are getting ready to add to the clan. Did you see that our two wives are now related? With so many of us bubbies its useless to plan. Is this real or are we both hallucinating? The child will grow, will fret and fuss. Yes, its true. Then watch it do to them what they just did to us. Oy Vey. A word to the wise Betcha stranger things will happen When you've become family Crazy Contented Devoted Demented Loving, neurotic, adoring, psychotic Mostly happy What doesn't kill ya... Makes ya drink!! Family