Venus was a woman
Who had a lots of charms
But she got so much huggin'
She wore out both her arms
But you don't learn that in school
Mm, you don't learn that in school
Oh, there ain't no doubt about it, mm
You don't learn that in school
King Arthur was a hero
Who was famous everywhere
He had a big round table
'Cause he couldn't stand asquare
Mm, you don't learn that in school
I said, you don't learn that in school
Oh, there ain't no doubt about it, mm
Learn that in school
Columbus was the greatest explorer of his day
But when he got to Brooklyn
The poor guy lost his way
Now you don't learn that in school
I said, you don't learn that in school
Yeah, there ain't no doubt about it, mm
Learn that in school
Oh, Robin Hood was famous
But one thing you should know
He only robbed the rich folks
'Cause the poor folks had no dough
Now you don't learn that in school
I said, you don't learn that in school
Oh, there ain't no doubt about it, mm
Learn that in school
No, you don't dig that in school
