Midwest Diva

Don't don't don't don't don't Don't you threaten the lady with the cheese plate I've got fancy here to prove that I'm really great I'm not sharing my lady cuisine 'cause my lady cuisine make the boys all scream Got my money rolled tight as a cinnamon roll And let my J-Lo booty bounce low real low If Shania were here she'd say let's go girls So let's go girls get yourself a babysitter Not from the East, not from the West Girls in the middle that rock the best Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest Wearing lots of lip gloss, wearing lots of attitude Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva Fo' show like a money machine I see you girl in the go-o Tapping into my lady looks Girl you should know-ow You've got no chance for some honey romance 'cause this seat's taken Move on baby diva 'cause from now I'm the cheek for the sizzling veggie bacon I stole kisses from you momma at the barber shop (what?!) I stole kisses from you pappa at the soccer shop (pappa no!) Goin' with the comb with the glamorous touch You're always looking good but you never can trust A midwest (midwest) diva (diva, diva) A midwest (midwest) diva (diva, diva) Not from the East, not from the West Girls in the middle that rock the best Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest Wearing lots of mesh, and wearing lots of attitude Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva I know you wanna be tight but not as tight as my jeans why'won't you start answering your phone so you can start renting my dreams Take me on a ride A ride down to the mall Take me in the mall so I can try on pretty things 'Cause I dance like a diva (yeah, yeah) 'And I spin like a diva (yeah, yeah) 'And I look like a diva (yeah, yeah) 'And I sing like a diva (yeah, yeah) 'And I take like a diva (yeah, yeah) I must be a diva Not from the East, not from the West Girls in the middle that rock the best Girl must be a Midwest, Midwest, Midwest Wearing lots of perfume, wearing lots of attitude Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva Girl must be a diva, Midwest diva