I'm Not At All In Love (Bonus Track)

Babe: "Love, are you nuts?" Girls: "Some people can't tell when it hits 'em!" All you gotta do is say hello to a man And they've got you whispering in his ear All you gotta is be Polite with him And they've got you spending the night with HIM If there's a guy you merely have a beer with They've got you setting the wedding date It seems they've just gotta have some dirt To bend your ear with So before you start I hear with... state I'm not, at all in love, not at all in love, not I! Not a bit Not a might Though I'll admit he's quite a hunk a guy But he's not, my cup of tea, not my cup of tea, not he! Not an ounce Not a pinch He's just an inch, too sure of himself for me Girl: Well of course you've noticed his manly physique and that look in his eye Girl: Well I'm sure he can cut almost any man out of size! Girl: He must he as fierce as a tiger when he's mad Girl: And I'll bet he cries like a little boy when he's sad Babe: But I'm not at all in love, not at all in love not I! Not a straw Not a hair I don't care if he's as strong as a lion Or if he has the rest of you sighing You may be sold but this girl aint buying!! I'm not at all in love! Girls: She's not at all in love, not at all in love, oh no Babe: Not a pin, not a crumb Girls: Must be the summer heat that gives her that glow Cuz she's not at all in love, not at all in love, she cries! Babe: Not a snip, not a bite Girls: Must be the light from the ceiling shining there in her eyes He's young and handsome, and smart, and we can't get over it Babe: but this ladies heart he doesn't effect a bit Girls: It's easy to see that her daffy grin is a grin she always wears And she's breathless because she ran up a flight of stairs! Girls: "obviously" "Naturally" "Certainly" "Naturally" "Certainly" Ha! She's not at all in love, not at all in love, not she Babe: No I'm not! Girls: Not a dot Babe: Not a touch Girls: No not much Babe: When I fall in love, there will be no doubt about it Cuz you will know by the way that I shout it Girls (softly): Your shouting Babe (softly): I haven't fallen Girls: she hasn't fallen Babe: I'm not at all in love! Girls(pick up when she says at): She's not at all in love!