There's a girl I've been seeing lord, she drives me insane
Five times a week, two times a day
She's a twelve out of ten lord but who's keeping score
She works down at the liquor store
I've got a lot in my life to be thankful for
I ain't never felt hunger or ever seen war
I ain't got me no woes, I ain't livin in fear
And I get me staff prices on all of my beer
She makes me go crazy most all of the time
Bringin me whiskey, she's drinkin her wine
I love my guitar and I love to sing
There's one more thing I know for sure
I love the girl at the liquor store
I ain't never been to Rio and I ain't been to space
But I've been to Texas and most of the states
I've played some old honky tonks, caused quite a stir
But the high point of my day is when I'm with her
And I drive her crazy as far as I can tell
And Lord only knows how much booze she can sell
I love my guitar and I love to sing
There's one more thing I know for sure
I love the girl at the liquor store
I love you more than a bear loves honey
Love you more than a banker loves money
I love your cute little whoop-ti-doos
I work all day like a borrowed mule
Dreamin' of your deedle-dumplin'-deedle-do
I love you so much and it ain't even funny
I love you more than a bear loves honey
I love you more than a bear loves honey
Love you more than a banker loves money
I love your cute little whoop-ti-doos
I work all day like a borrowed mule
Dreamin' of your deedle-dumplin'-deedle-do
I love you so much and it ain't even funny
I love you more than a bear loves honey
