The Sweater Curse

You know we can't just ignore a curse A curse? A billion knitters know that it's real I know you think this is going to go From bad to worse What curse? Picture us in the back of a hearse And this sweater's at the wheel! It's superstition Hocus-pocus science fiction Tell me! It's too terrible frightful and ghastly! Why'd you ask me? Mock-turtleneck affliction! Pull-Over invocation! Norwegian incantation! A whoo hoo hoo! This is The Sweater Curse! Let's put this in reverse A whoo hoo hoo! This is The Sweater Curse A whoo hoo hoo! The Sweater Curse But who knows where it lurks? A whoo hoo hoo! This is The Sweater Curse Ready or not Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo! Hoo hoo hoo! I can feel it The darkness surrounding us The weakest always go first Curse this damn sweater curse! Charlotte, my love, what is this curse? It's a crazy story someone one made up That if you knit your lover or other a sweater Like this That you'll fight Really fight! And he will leave you! What is this voodoo? Charlotte, can it make me leave you? It's too harrowing and painful to think of So don't, love! Cable knit conjuration! Camisole ruination! Drop shoulder visitation! Oh, no, no, no! We're in The Sweater Curse! This is the f-ing worst Oh, no, no, no! We're in The Sweater Curse Oh, no, no, no! We're in The Sweater Curse And someone will get hurt Inside The Sweater Curse Oh, no, no, no! Stop the song! Stop it! Charlotte, did you do this on purpose? Because if you knew about the curse And knitted this sweater for me anyway Hunter, I only believe in us I'm in love with us Why would I want to curse us? What if you changed your mind And you didn't want me to move in? So you knitted a sweater Knowing that we would fight? This isn't real! This whole curse! It's just stupid! Stupid? Well, this, us fighting It feels real to me And I should just trust you? Even though something in this room Is telling me not to? Hunter! Don't say that out loud It'll hear us! The Curse! The Curse! The Curse! We need to break Oooh, oooh The Sweater Curse! We'll get some salt and herbs To kill The Sweater Curse! Whatever works to stop The Sweater Curse Before you make it worse Oh, no, The Sweater Curse A whoa oh oh! A whoa oh oh! A whoa oh oh! We must break this sweater curse now!