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Credits
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Chrissa Villanueva
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Mark McKee
Producer
Lyrics
I blame the Disney Channel
For my love of white boys
Musicals and happy stories
All the cute toys
I want that happy ending
I know he's out there waiting
One thing that I can't deny
I'm into pasty white guys
Soul skaters, wild cats
No man can compete with that
Smart House to Motocrossed
Clearly I've been brainwashed
To fall for every boy in magazines
Like a thirty-something year old little pre-teen
I blame the Disney Channel
For my love of white boys
Conditioned as an Asian girly, was that a choice
Just look at Pocahontas
She fell in love with John Smith
And Kocoum was hot as shit
Who literally died for her, I'm over it
Blonde hair, blue eyes
Brunettes with hairy thighs
Why is it I idolize
The race who likes to colonize
My body, my people, my mind
This delulu fantasy of mine
I blame the Disney Channel
For my love of white boys
Musicals and happy stories
All the cute toys
I want that happy ending
I know he's out there waiting
One thing that I can't deny
I'm into pasty white guys
Oooh...
Why am I into white guys
I blame the Disney Channel
For my love of white boys
Musicals and happy stories
All the cute toys
I want that happy ending
I know he's out there waiting
One thing that I can't deny, I'm into pasty white guys
I blame the Disney Channel
For my love of white boys (love of white boys)
Musicals and happy stories
All the cute toys (cutest toys)
I want that happy ending
I know he's out there waiting
One thing that I can't deny
I'm into pasty white guys
Oooh...
Why am I like this
I hate that I'm into it
Jocks who do musicals
Skaters with daddy issues
And they all need therapy
Writer(s): Chrissa Villanueva
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