There Was a Crooked Man

There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile He found a crooked six-pence upon a crooked stile He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse And they all lived together in a little crooked house There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile He found a crooked six-pence upon a crooked stile He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse And they all lived together in a little crooked house They ate a crooked dinner on a very crooked table In came a crooked horse from a crooked stable They all had crooked dishes in many crooked styles And after every bite, each had a crooked smile