ECT today my friends ECT today
ECT today my friends to help you on your way
Treatment! Treatment!
The doctor says I'm getting better
Less resplendent - more despondent
Psychiatry can't be wrong
You're all right now but not for long
Padded cell today my friends padded cell today
Padded cell today my friends
Worship! Worship!
Get down on your knees and frontals
Fasten seatbelts - tighten muzzles
Delusions of grandeur - one o'clock fit
You wouldn't really read about it
Doctor oh fix me - oh fix me - oh fix me - oh fix me
ECT today my friends ECT today
Shikai vado
You won't find either anywhere
In Highgate Cemetery or Hampstead Fair
Doctor oh fix me - oh fix me - oh fix me - oh fix me
Help you on your way
Groin me - groin me
A nipple bender
Screw my head off
Change my gender
Life is such monotony
Without a good lobotomy
Life is such monotony
Without a good lobotomy
