Cupid's Chokehold

Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I've got Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot It's been some time since we last spoke Is gonna sound like a bad joke But momma I fell in love again It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend And I know it sounds so old But cupid got me in a chokehold And I'm afraid I might give in Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin' I mean she even cooks me pancakes And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches If that ain't love, then I don't know what love is (We even got a secret) handshake And she loves the music my band makes I know I'm young but if I had to choose her Or the sun I'd be the one nocturnal son of a gun Or the sun I'd be the one nocturnal son of a gun Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I've got Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot take a look at my girlfriend she's the only one I've got not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot It's been awhile since we talked last and I'm tryin hard not to talk fast But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son And I know you heard the last song Anout the girls that didn't last long But I promise this is on a whole new plane I can tell by the way she says my name It's gonna be a long drive home But I know as soon as I arrive home And I open the door, take off my coat and throw the bag on the floor She'll be back into my arms once more for sure I love it when she calls my phone She even got her own ringtone If that ain't love then I don't know what love is Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I've got Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot take a look at my girlfriend she's the only one I've got not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot She's got a smile that makes the most senile Annoying old man bite his tongue I'm not done She's got eyes comparable to sunrise And it doesn't stop there Man I swear she's got porcelain skin of course she's a ten And now she's even got her song But movin on She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard And we can be on the phone for three hours not saying a word And I would still cherish every moment And when I start to build my future she's the main component Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but Everywhere I go I keep her picture in wallet like here Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I've got Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I've got Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I've got Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot Get a lot Get a lot